S●Xしないと出られない部屋ネタ

n番煎じネタのVタケ。ただのギャグです。性描写は無いよ!

Room title: A room you can't leave without having sex.
Takemura&V: …

Takemura: Anyway, we need to find a way out.
Takemura: …V?

Johnny in V: Good, V. Let's get this over with.
V: I'm not gonna do it!!?
Takemura: Wait V!!! Stop it!!! (Take it easy!!)

Takemura: I really chilled me to the bone.
V: me too.
* V takes an omega blocker.
Takemura: (You hated doing it with me so much…)
Don't rest forever, find a way out.

V: I'm more than willing to do it.
Takemura: That's why I'm telling you to stop it!

V: Why!? It's the optimal solution!!
Takemura: That's true, but…um…
Takemura: Actually, you know, I have a forgiven wife…
I'm trying to avoid…well…acts of infidelity.
V: Huh?

Takemura: So, V, you have to understand.
V: …

Takemura: …V?
V: You're *a corp rat*, right?
Takemura: Why?

V: If so!
Takemura: !?

Takemura: V!? Are you serious!?
V: If it is for a purpose, it doesn't matter what the means are.
Even if it is inhumane.
V: Goro, You know best.
* After this we had fucked up sex and got out safely.

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